Seriously had a homeowner’s orgasm today - I went to a Bed Bath and Beyond for the first time in my life. That place was absolutely unreal… I knew it was a slice of domestic heaven before I even got done with the first aisle. I even spent so long in the first 2 aisles that a lingering BedBath associate was all “Are you looking for something specific?” After shifting my glazed-over stare to her all I had to say was “This is my first time” and she immediately nodded her head like that explained my weird but now understood behavior. I saw the same associate laugh at me about an hour later in maybe the 10th aisle when I was staring at magical reed diffusers and sniffing every single scent they came in. Who thinks of these things??? I guess the most impressive part of the whole experience was how they really lived up to the last part of their name: BEYONDDDDDD. Ok there is really only one D but its so crazy in there that even if they added a few D’s to the end of their name it wouldn’t even be exaggerating. They are THAT good. Going in I was thinking to myself, I would only get maybe 1 or 2 things, as a means to preserve my gift certificate for when something might pop up that I absolutely needed. Yeah right - I spent the whole thing without even thinking twice, and skipped out of there with glee.
