Well thanks Palmolive! For the force-clean of the cleaning supplies cabinet!
Seriously, I would never think to clean out the cabinet under the sink that has all the cleaning supplies. Isn’t that similar to disinfecting rubbing alcohol? I know its clean in there, I mean it always smells awesome in there, there is no trash or anything down there… everything down there cleans itself anyway! The dishwater packets, soaps, sprays, the ever awesome Glade carpet deodorizer , and more… had it not been for the fateful fall of this huge bright pink bottle of thick gooey dish soap or whatever its called I am pretty sure it would never have struck me to clean out this clean cabinet. Is this a major error on behalf of the fledgling domesticiress?
Either way, the tower of pink molasses goo took a nose dive forward and approximately half of its guts spilled all over the bottom of this cabinet, enough to start blubbering out onto the weird linoleum. Not only did I CLLEEEEAAAANN that thing out, it took an entire paper towel roll, it sudsed up probably a boatload worth of bubbles, took 2 gallons of water to thin out, and sparkled with such glean after that I think I saw a mischievous glint in the bottom of that cabinet’s eye. I’m not exaggerating when I say it took half a night. Ok, I am exaggerating, but really though, it took way longer than necessary. Especially considering that the necessary amount of time it should have taken was NOTHING because cleaning out cleaning closets is stupid. Stupid!
