Sam’s Club! BEST PLACE EVER!
Where else can you get a jar of powdered creamer for 5 bucks that will last for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Where else can you buy necessary household items that won’t even fit into your already existing cabinets!
Literally this jug o’ creamer is as big as the entire coffee pot. The first words out of the roomies mouth were “You could cream the ocean with that”. Its a pretty legitimate amount of coffee creamer, definitely a worthy purchase. Although purchasing it was no easy task. I felt like I didn’t know where to begin in there. Like life turned into The Indian in the Cupboard, and we were the Indians. It was nuts. We also indulged in a 40 pound bag of shredded cheese (the luxury item for the week) and about 6,000 pounds of tortilla chips. Mike said “taco night tonight?” and I was thinking sure, we could have taco month if you really wanted to.
I say this was quite the successful shopping trip, although I did feel a little out of place. I kept feeling like every corner I turned, Jon and Kate plus 8 would be there and they’d be all “Oh hi! So how many little ones do YOU have?” and we’d have to fess up and be like “Uh, none” and they’d gawk and be like “Ok, see you in 6 months then when you run out of that food”. Which is why I really like Sam’s Club actually. They don’t discriminate against the childless, or the young just trying to save a buck or two by buying in bulk. We were the only people in there without kids and far below the median age of 40. They didn’t ask any code questions either on the application like “Approximately how many soccer games to you attend per week?” Thank you Sam, for treating us all alike. We appreciate the opportunity to binge shop too.
